Meet The Bastards

Here is where we introduce you to the crazy fuckers that write on this blog. We have a few regular writers as well as a load of guest writers. We’re all insane in one way or another. If anyone wants to write for this blog then hit up the facebook page and send us a private message, or email thegreathnorthernblogkill@hotmail.co.uk.

Status: Looking for regular writers AND guest writers.

   Editor In Chief/Head Bastard

   Elliot “Full Metal Ell” McGuigan

Born in Glasgow. Lived in Alloa. Now lives in Edinburgh. Been a part of  the Scottish Metal scene for quite a while now, although never playing in a band that’s had any decent shows. So your humble host decided that if he cant make metal, then he’ll fucking write about it. The rest is history.

Interests

Brutal Death Metal. Djent. Prog Metal. Bass. Guitar. Gaming. Reading. WWE. Philosophy. Arguing with religious/insane people. Dogs. Devin.

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  Regular Writer

Abhirag “Functional Lunatic” Awasthi

From India, doesn’t matter anyway. Plays guitar for living and codes for a living. Sucks at life in general but that doesn’t stop him from living, similar is the case with writing. In his free time he browses through the dictionary, just to find that boobs is still his favorite word. His religion is to religiously joke about how all religions are worth joking about, is unaware of the concept of bragging rights as is pretty obvious from the current writeup and yeah when in doubt about his reviews always remember–his music is better than your music.

Interests

Boobs,Tech Death,Djent,Prog Metal,Post Metal,Reading,Guitars,Boobs(can’t emphasize it enough),Dimebag, Aliens(pretty sure Dimebag was one), Music+Technology mashups.

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Regular Writer

Mark Henry Rick Bloore/”Rick Foley”

Born In Norcross, Georgia (The State not Country) I love WWE, Metal, and Cooking. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Resident Wrestlehead. Contributes to the Wrestling aspect of TGNBK by regularly reviewing Friday night Smackdown as well as chiming in on pay-per-views and whatever else he feels like talking about.

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Regular Writer

Lucy Harkness

Born in Birkenhead, the arse end of the Wirral(are there any good ends??) and resides in beautiful Manchester, close to all the scrotes and caravans..Writes about doors, windows, weddings and other assorted essentials that the human race apparently need to survive, omitting food and basic rations…does not play in any bands although once thought that auditioning for ‘Stars in Their Eyes’ as Kate Bush was a good idea. Never happened. Due to the fact that self-respect prevailed as a twelve year old. Loves darts.

Interests.
Prog, Groove, Death, (am not gonna entertain the ‘Djent’)…French metal making the waves over to prim and proper Britain…Footy, cooking meat, assessing the most amazing cheeseboards, you know the drill…and Devin Townsend..cos Devry day is Devy day..the man is a God amongst men!!

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